Robbie Pastrami:
You can not get paid, I can get laid...
My name is Robbie Pastrami, make ya mom
suck on my salami, she kinda like it.
Call me Rob... I'm no slob, bob on my knob like it's corn on the cob.
Bobbin like it's ya job... Like a hoverboard, underneath my feet.
Obsolete, return to Amazon. Now I'm a king, nigga. Bitch.
[Pastramiamiami, come get some for your mommy!]x2
DJ Theodore:
I found you, Ms. New Booty,
Bring it together, and bring it back to me.
Hip, hop, the hippy, the hippy, to the
rhythm of the boogidy beat.
Now what you hear is not a test, I'm
rhyming, over the beat. [Say what?]
Robbie Pastrami:
I don't mean to say that word, it's disrespectful,
and I am white, it's absurd. I apologize, I do not want to be racist.
I don't want to get on an opportune basis.
[Doesn't it just make sense?]
Robbie Pastrami:
Call me -
Robbie Pastrami, bob on my knob and
pretend it's salami, this is my job-by,
makin money, hoverboard under-neath my -
feet, obsolete, it's absurd, that -
I am white, I do not, want to be so bright,
But I - I don't want to get into a -
fight, you little trike. I will punch you -
in ya dumb stupid microphone. I -
don't wanna hear that I don't make no sense.
I know that I make zero sense.
I'm just Robbie Pastrami, ami-ami-
ami, come get some for ya mommy, I don't -
wanna hear it, I want to wear it.
[Scannin while ya plannin ways to sabotage me.]
MC Mar - T.:
Yeah, his rhyming's pretty good.
Robbie Pastrami:
This makes no sense, but I don't give a shit. I'm
invince.
The latest from the Dallas producer showcases his vintage production style and has a guest list stacked with Mello Music all-stars. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 3, 2016