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MC Mar T - Fuck Theodore

from Incoming Message by Dogscast Crew, The

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MC Mar T's diss track on DJ Theodore

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MC Mar - T:
Dude, I have 42 seconds left to finish processing...
I'm so FUCKING EXCITED!

Check it out... Fuck Theodore.
His name is Theodore, he smells like pee odor,
He got all dressed cause he went to the theater,
He's got a... hot date. Watching a flick that he knows he'll hate,
And he didn't masturbate on the off chance, that they will mate.
The next night, Theo hops on his PC, says "Hi" to Robert and me,
Says "Hey guys... Look at my girl" then he did a little twirl,
Obviously though Theodore's head was in a whirl.
After me and Robbie laughed, he got all red and mad,
Cause he knew that his girl looked bad,
and he wishes that he hadn't had, fucked her,
after the first night, but he spent the night, like an idiot, dumbass.
And he gives us sass, like we're supposed to put up with his jazz.

How's that?
[I can't understand a-]

[Lemme tell ya story of my situation]
You've... got what I need,
But then again, so does she. And she, and she, and she.
Now that I think about it, Theodore's kinda desperate.
He settled with the worst, I mean she kinda looks, like a horse.
And then it goes to: "[Slow down baby!]" Was in his head,
"Ok, baby!" is what he said,
"I just thought that maybe-" She cut him off,
"Bitch, who the fuck you think you is?
Pussying out, just like this?
It's a date you will fucking miss!"
"Ok, ok, nevermind!"
It was obvious Theodore was in a bind,
He was just a little blind, but me and Rob paid no mind!

[Oooh...]x4

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from Incoming Message, released November 14, 2017

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